The Weekend Report

Публикувана в United States of America - Социална и забавна - 12 Feb 2017 11:19 - 5

The Weekend Report
Issue 01 - Intros and Shiiii


Hello one and all and welcome... to The Weekend Report.  My name is Richie Jutsu and I am the Editor in Chief of this rag mag.  It's a whenever-I-feel-like-it publication that will be dealing in the murky industries of pseudo-journalism, fake news*, danke memes**, pro-American propaganda and sometimes, but not very often, actual credible professional journalism.  I was set upon this world on Day 396 and have spent the last few days lurking, observing and mostly shaking my head.  I have lived other lives in many similar universes, mostly always in obscurity, making me somewhat familiar with our world but not intimate.  In all of my past lives though, I've never felt as good about my life in a world as I do here.

My intentions will be to a become an obedient citizen (sure, buddy) and a productive member of our great e-society.  As a new citizen, I pledge to grow my strength on land and sea, I pledge to defend democracy where it is threatened and invade where it's needed.  Fi
nally, but not least of all, I pledge to learn how to abuse the corrupt system of government inherent to American governance before I actually abuse it.

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I have a job, mom.  I'm married.  With kids.  And a job.  Get off my back.


*May be grounded in reality.
**May not be very danke.

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Welcome to USA man
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