Published in France - Political debates and analysis - 30 Sep 2016 07:32 - 0
Komrades,
Every day in the World, thousands of ducks are oppressed by the great Kapital. Some are raped, others killed, some even are deprived of their land, but all have in common the feeling of belonging to the big family of ducktariat. All together, let's rise up and block the kapitalist oppressor who has way too long reigned supreme on our beautiful countries. Let's make live the kl konflikt in order to get rid, together, of the Gold power and the ruling kl. Or not.
This Manifesto aims to give a guideline to our mouvement, who's giving hope back to more and more ducks.
I) Internationalism
The party has for goal to bring together all the ducks, whatever their nationality, sexual orientation or feathers color. The Kwakmunism is a globally oriented ideology intended to unite all Peoples in a common goal of equality, fre and solidarity.
II) Economy
Economically speaking, the Kwakmunism defends the idea of a Society without Gold and without private property. The entire businesses and services belong to all, to the benefit of all.
Thus, in a Kwakmunist economy, the State controls all companies, whether of raw, food, weapons, buildings or rubbers, and offers every citizen, young or old ones, enough to live and flourish fully.
III) Politics
On coming to power, the Party will organize a Dictatorship of the Ducktariat lasting MAXIMUM 1 month, to establish the different axes of its program.
The current pseudo-democratic system based on the Representative Democracy will be abolished, leaving an emancipatory Direct Democracy and standing for people's power.
IV) Ducks Rights
Fre is a precious gift that any self-respecting Duck must defend feathers and soul. Thus, the Kwakmunism will restore all paramount rights removed from Ducks by successive generations of bloodthirsty Kapitalists. Moreover, Duck meat consumption will of course be strictly PROHIBITED under penalty of first or second degree burns. Every citizen will receive a Duck costume autographed by the famous Duck Norris.
Each Duck can finally walk proudly, straight beak, down the street.
So, do not get duck-tight and join the Kwakmunist Party, young and old farts are welcomed.
The Kwakvolution is in progress !
Every day in the World, thousands of ducks are oppressed by the great Kapital. Some are raped, others killed, some even are deprived of their land, but all have in common the feeling of belonging to the big family of ducktariat. All together, let's rise up and block the kapitalist oppressor who has way too long reigned supreme on our beautiful countries. Let's make live the kl konflikt in order to get rid, together, of the Gold power and the ruling kl. Or not.
This Manifesto aims to give a guideline to our mouvement, who's giving hope back to more and more ducks.
I) Internationalism
The party has for goal to bring together all the ducks, whatever their nationality, sexual orientation or feathers color. The Kwakmunism is a globally oriented ideology intended to unite all Peoples in a common goal of equality, fre and solidarity.
II) Economy
Economically speaking, the Kwakmunism defends the idea of a Society without Gold and without private property. The entire businesses and services belong to all, to the benefit of all.
Thus, in a Kwakmunist economy, the State controls all companies, whether of raw, food, weapons, buildings or rubbers, and offers every citizen, young or old ones, enough to live and flourish fully.
III) Politics
On coming to power, the Party will organize a Dictatorship of the Ducktariat lasting MAXIMUM 1 month, to establish the different axes of its program.
The current pseudo-democratic system based on the Representative Democracy will be abolished, leaving an emancipatory Direct Democracy and standing for people's power.
IV) Ducks Rights
Fre is a precious gift that any self-respecting Duck must defend feathers and soul. Thus, the Kwakmunism will restore all paramount rights removed from Ducks by successive generations of bloodthirsty Kapitalists. Moreover, Duck meat consumption will of course be strictly PROHIBITED under penalty of first or second degree burns. Every citizen will receive a Duck costume autographed by the famous Duck Norris.
Each Duck can finally walk proudly, straight beak, down the street.
So, do not get duck-tight and join the Kwakmunist Party, young and old farts are welcomed.
The Kwakvolution is in progress !
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