The Florentine

Published in United States of America - Political debates and analysis - 03 Mar 2017 09:48 - 7

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Citizens of the United States of America,
we would like to announce two changes in the US cabinet.

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AMHS has taken over House Raw Materials program. Just a little reminder about this program:
One of our market issue is the high House Raw Material price. You can now get USD for almost half the market price in gold if you promise to use your new USD to open Q4 House Raw Material (Sand) Mines. By trading blocks of 15 gold with the government, we will send you blocks of 3000 USD, a very good exchange rate for you, to start Q4 Sand Mines. Fill this form to be a part of this program that can boost your daily income!

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spitfireYG (also known as ACE) is now Secretary of Defense. He is finally back in our Country (we really missed you, man) and ready to ride the Wind of Change that furiously blows in America's sails.

Wait a minute... Sails -> boat -> sea -> beach... -> bikini!
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Comments (7)

Heee thats me! Laugh
Are you the one in last picture? Are you free tonight? :-)
i vote that we give the girl from the picture some position Cheeky president Cheeky
and as i was offered the DoD position just last night. I think the right decision has been made to elect Ace. Maybe now he will get over his one word answers ???
islanwoodsie, DoD is Deputy of Defense, I think... so it should be a different position
DoD is Department of defense
dSoD is Deputy Secretary of Defense