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Published in Croatia - First steps in eRevollution - 08 Mar 2016 15:10 - 37

Hi everyone!

In today's article, I will teach you what the term training war means! I hope that many Hungarians will read this carefully and relax.

Let us begin.


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Before I begin, I would just like to state that the following statement by the Hungarian CP is, most likely, only a joke:

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By that, of course, I do not mean that they actually had any se... you know.

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Oh shut up Kami, you have stopped playing!!

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You are messing with my tutorial series, PLEASE STOP OR I WILL HAVE ABRA-BAN-DABRA BAN YOU BOTH!!!

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OK... thank you. Now, can we please continue with the tutorial?

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THANK YOU KRSTA the Russian!!! Finally someone who understands the importance of unhindered education!!!

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Oh, btw, before I forget, I am willing to bet 200g that this is fake as well!

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I mean, not what the Hungarian CP is stating in his About me profile, but, somehow, the whole thing looks strange to me... I don't know.

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Yes... eeehhmmm... thank you Argrob for your comment, we value your opinion... geezzzz


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SO, the training war!

Now ...


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... wait, what? Excuse me? Krsta, did you say something?

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Ok, I have no idea wh.... eehhmmm... ok, soooo... you hug them, ok, that's ... good, I guess.... soo... what happens next?

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.kb KrstaVB. AAAAAAnd it's gone!!!!


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The Training War

And welcome back! We apologize for the interruptions!

The training war is most easily defined as a series of successive battles aimed at rapidly changing the color of inter-connected regions, whereby one color dominates the surrounding regions. And, it's fun!

Let's take a look at the following example:

Stage 1: the training war has not yet started:

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Stage 3: The Training War is finished:

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As you can see, the red color has dominated over the green color, as it should, and as the natural order of things dictates.

But, you are probably wondering - whatever happened with the Stage 2?!

Well, you are right - this is were all the fun happens! This fun is usually described as a TP level fun. The TP level stands for TOTAL PARTY!!!!!

Let's look at the following Stage 2 example:

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As you can see, everybody is having a great time! And, really, it's not even that expensive!


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So, Hungarians, Krstas and all other nations and narodnosti out there, have training wars, have TP fun, and remember:

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Oh yes, I almost forgot, two people asked me to shout out something for them in my newspaper, so here it goes:

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BYE EVERYONE - LORD MARLOCK SIGNING OFF!!!


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You know what Kami...


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IT'S LORD MARLOCK FOR YOU BISKVITU JEDAN! :P :P

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Comments (37)

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Hahaha. "Tauriel, imas lijepu boju slova!!!", vrhunac na kraju. A i clank u cijelosti je genijalan. No sudeci po danasnjem danu, nisam nista manje ni ocekivo. Vidi se da je ovaj dan zena utjeco pozitivno na tebe. Laugh
I LOLed .. wait, is LOLed even a word as STFU is? :p V+S!
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is this one of many types of scammer ? I thought he mentioned some kinda girl LIAR! NO WOMAN NO LIKE
i looking for boob but got a funny joke instead, v+s
o/ Tauriel, to je čista istina! cmokiiić Laugh ostatak, znači plač! Laugh keep it up!
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@Tauriel: "imas lijepu boju slova", bolje da cutim da mi se ne omakne nesto Laugh Laugh
Dodji da te zagrlim !!! Laugh
if this supposed to be some comic stuff i just want to say that it wasn't funny at all ! Thanks and good night !
Wtf is this?
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A B C Č Ć not A B C Ć Č Sad
Delete them! Its a payback time for 1000 years of bondage!!
No boobs, no vote
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Haha,Amazing
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Abra-Ban xZ
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the troll is strong with this one..
so stubit
Иде: АБВГДЂЕ... а не: ABCČĆDĐE...
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Marlock ako resis da prestanes da igras,nac cu te i doc ti u kucu i svasta cu ti po kuci napravit.Shiro has spoken o7
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