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Carnax tried to convert Hermer ! (into French)

Published in France - Social interactions and entertainment - 28 Mar 2021 21:54 - 6

Alpha Male News is finally back with another important news around the eRevollution world! In this breaking news, we reveal a shocking moment that happened recently. Do you guys know why Hermer seems to hate France so much? The actual reason might shock some of you...


It all started when respected French Army officer Carnax tried to convert Hermer (into French citizen).


Hermer was a bit hesitant first, thinking it would feel weird:

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Carnax on the left (green/olive shirt) and Hermer on the right.



Carnax ured Hermer that it s not weird:

http://cdn012.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2020/05/26046/bdsmlr-26046-pDrcP9hf3H.gif




Hermer was finally comfortable, so Carnax started the procedure to convert Hermer:

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Carnax showed Hermer who s the real alpha (part of conversion process):

http://i.pinimg.com/originals/34/2c/ec/342cec861f69e330b0932b3d77c3c835.gif




Hermer seemed to enjoy the process:

http://i.pinimg.com/236x/c4/3d/5a/c43d5a944ae415b5442301dcbc396008--meat-cinema.jpg




But then Hermer shockingly revealed what he really wants:

http://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me2le7tat31rxu0n4o1_500.gif




Unfortunately for Hermer, former president Carapicho just walked in the room and heard what Hermer just said... Carapicho was shocked about what he just heard!

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Carapicho was very shocked.



Carapicho said: That is not how French Alpha males behave! I m sorry but you can never become French citizen!



After realizing that he can never become French citizen, Hermer started his hate campaign against France.. :(


That s it for now!


In other recent news, France, Hungary and Greece recently renewed their MPP deals.

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French, Hungarian and Greek officials seal the deal.



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French style bikini.

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Comments (6)

Clorofilla
Lol this keeps getting better and better
Carnax
So much work to convert Hermer for that ... Carapicho you made everything miss !!! Well, at least i got some fun, see you an other day Hermer ! Smile
Kendo Yanar
Whole France thanks you for the great masculine service that you do for your country Carnax ! Too bad Carapicho is so strict with rules... Sad
Lo0pinG
that s explain lot of things. thanks for this investigation, i was wandering why there is so much hatred from hermer!
Pony of Darkness
Nothing as a bit of testosterone exchange to maintain our manliness at an alpha-plus-plus level! But the second half of the article was a bit lacking on masculinity...
Hermer
Sorry, just interested in alpha brains. Kisses Kiss