Dear E-French players,

Here is the english version of French (official newspaper)

Our new president has selected his team. The French A-Team is ready to take action.



Our new democratically elected president has decided on the new defense policy that we are going to pursue. Also as Minister of Defense, my duty is to communicate to you his will to which we owe it to ourselves to submit.

Diagnosis: E-France is under the blow of an international campaign of bullying which lasts and for which most of our torturers have forgotten the reasons.
Clearly, as soon as a country lack of Day Order, it is for us.
And it hurts like Oldelaf would say. Sorry for non french speaker because lyrics of this song are really funny.


Solution of our supreme leader democratically elected by indisputable and undisputed unanimity
The neutralization of our country, that is to say (to clarify for  ) that we are going to renew our Hymen.
So the Alpha Male that we are, will once again be able to show off proudly.
We are going to build a new future for E-France and our reforged Hymen will remain intact for eternity.



So spoke Carapicho (or almost)