Published in Croatia - Battle orders - 08 May 2016 07:34 - 21
Hello fellow gamers,
as you ALL know, the most powerful military unit in the egalaxy - IMPERIAL ARMY dominates the battlefields around the eWorld. Our power is unlimited, even admins tremble before us. Many have given their oath against their will, knowing that the resistance is futile. The Dark Side of the Force is spreding across the eWorld like unstoppable horde of fanatical, ruthless and powerful warriors. I know that you guys wondering - how do they do that?!
The secret of our absolute success lies in our UNITY. We think like ONE, we act like ONE, we eat like many ONEs, we drink like NO ONE has drank before ... :D In all our divine kindness, we decided to share our secrets with the rest of you mortals.
So, MEET THE IMPERIAL ARMY ;)
1. MARLOCK
Marlock, The Supreme Troll of Galaxy. The name that makes Turks s*it their pants and Georgians lose their english.
2. KOSSINUSS
Kossinuss, former CP of eCroatia, ordinary drunk and eDarthVaders brother from another mother.
3. MANIJAK
Manijak, ingame maniac and commander of IMPERIAL ARMY, RL seducer of Japanese women, fearless pirate and Baldy.
4. JERYZGB
Jeryzgb, former commander of IMPERIAL ARMY, Shadow Government guy, owner of centuries-old dog <3
5. ZULU_LIMA
Zulu_lima, Our air traffic controller, The Ancient among us. Guy with life motto: "Važno je samo da se avioni ne sudare dok pijem kavu". (Tourists, come to Croatia - http://croatia.hr/hr-HR)
6. HRabro
HRabro, official galactic smuggler (OGS), ambitious strangler (AS) and promising footballer (PF).
7. KOCUNAR
Kocunar, normally quart in the Croatian city of Split but in this case Official Galactic Writer (OGW) *see also OGW
8. W1ZL
W1zl, WHO IS THIS GUY?! Oh... Ladys and overlygentlemen - our Galactic Guvernor. GG man!
9. CACA
CACA,the ultimate FATHER of us all (except me, I still don't know who my father is :-/ )
10. SHAUMATRAUMA
Shaumatrauma, just a split personality dude. Cool guy. I like.
11. eDarthVader, the coolest guy ever
eDARTHVADER, the coolest guy ever.
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and many more... :) (sorry guys, you have not paid bribes)
Now when you like us, you are all welcome to joinT our Empire and be cool like us.
*Here, have some imperial b*obs for you*
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Zvijer96Comments (21)
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Aj vil rid dis kerfuli! svaka čast na trudu, ovakvi članci definitivno fale!!!!!
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Zbog ove slike imas vote
12. Fergusson - oldest Tigar in MU
When you look at the dark side, careful you must be… vote
Moćna smo ekipa o7
Hail Imperial
koja hrpa njabova xD
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haha v+s
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mmmm ....caca
hahaha OGS!
Loled hard
lel gg
HH o7
o7