Tales from the Toaster

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Published in United States of America - Political debates and analysis - 02 Jun 2016 19:00 - 9

Hello, all! I am writing to you today to announce that I am running for president of the eUSA!

I know this is kind of late, so this is more than just an announcement, I will also be revealing my full cabinet.

For several terms now, I have wanted a change in the Cabinet staff, not only to bring in new people, but to allow new ideas to enter the government. I have not only brought forth a staff of mostly new blood, but I am hosting old blood as advisors, to ensure that the most correct decisions are made! Enjoy!

The Cabinet:
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Country President: The Mad Catter
Vice President/Chief of Staff: Abraham Lincoln
Secretary of Citizen Affairs: SpitfireYG
Secretary of Treasury: Tancred
Secretary of State: Monkus
Secretary of Defense: Badwolf
National Security Council Director: Arith
Secretary of Media: Emphos
Advisors: Dk3dknight, EddieA, Tricky Dick

The National Security Council:
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President: The Mad Catter
NSC Director: Arith
Secretary of Defense: Badwolf
Seal Team 6 CO: Abraham Lincoln
Seal Team 6 XO: SpitfireYG
rUSAM XO: (Arith)
rUSAM CO: (Badwolf)
Contract Army XO: Emphos
Contract Army CO: Tancred

That is it for today! Thank you for reading! Remember that the government always needs more people! Don't be afraid to reach out, not only to me, but to anyone on this list if you want to help!

Look forward to my platform coming very soon!