Our county is in serious trouble. We don't have victories anymore. We used to have victories, but we don't have them. When was the last time anyone saw us beating, let's say, Ireland in a fight? They kill us. I beat Ireland all the time. All the time.

I beat Ireland so badly they kicked me out of Ireland. Now they didn't want me back, oh no. When is the last time you saw me in Ireland? It doesn't happen anymore folks, Ireland keeps on beating us.

They are laughing at us, at your stupidity. And now they are beating us economically and alliance wise. They are not our friends, believe me. Believe me. They are killing us by hiding behind their MPPs.

Canada has become a dumping ground for all of Ireland's problems.

When Ireland sends their citizens over here, they aren't sending their best. They're not sending you. They're not sending you. They are bringing drugs. PTOers. They're soldiers who want to fight to destroy Canada.

When I first left Canada, it was because of the Irish. Terrible, terrible people folks. They sought to destroy Canada and make it their slave. Only now can we flourish without the terrible, terrible reign of the Irish.

What has become clear to me, and this has to happen folks, has to happen, is that Ireland has long been occupying the land that should rightfully be Canada's. The only way we can claw out way back is to ensure that Ireland no longer exists. To take the first steps towards this new reality, we must be strong. We're going to have the greatest military on the planet.

When Canada takes a role, it's always a leading role. We must reclaim our ability to do so. It's because of this, and many other realities of living in Canada, that I, Donald J. Trump, do announce my candidacy for Congress, where we will win and MAKE CANADA GREAT AGAIN!