Hello, folks! We all know this great game is suffering from a small number of insignificant setbacks. Of course these will be naturally reversed when European vacations end, but while we wait for it I have a few suggestions to improve the gaming experience for these hardcore, rigorous, demanding, picky and frankly annoying players we have here. I am certain these will Make eRep... eRevollution Great Again!


SDI Defense Pack^TM

Since we already have the nukes, why not add his counterpart? A thing this game really needs is a more powerful defense system to reduce even more the damage of invading players.

However, we can not nullify the good work nukes did to this game. So while SDI Defense in RL (and by RL I mean Sid Meyer`s Civilization) is a defense against nuclear attacks, my suggestion is something different: reduce player damage according to their VIP status. VIP players will suffer a smaller damage reduction, while these pesky free loaders who do not contribute to the server maintenance should be properly punished with a 90% reduction in their damage.


Are you afraid of this? Then just buy the SDI Defense Pack^TM! Unless if Gandhi uses the Indian treasure to buy Gold, then he will be unstoppable...




Bodybuilder Pack^TM



3 years training to became strong? Nonsense! One should pay his path to an easier victory


Although the game is undeniable in a state of near perfection, there are a few things which sometimes bugs us. For example, why a person who never gave a cent to the game receives the same daily strength and intelligence than a proper hardcore player, who always contribute his* hard earned money to support the electric energy of that tireless server running the amazing calculations needed to generate our wonderful New World. So I humbly suggest a new addition, in the form of a new pack, whose buyer get a new, special, only for VIPs SPA to reinforce his body and mind. Mens sana in corpore sano, specially if that means a healthy wallet in a healthy administrative operator.

*there are no girls on the internet


Figure 1: three VISA showing the powerful muscles they got from buying the Bodybuilder Pack^TM. Nothing can be manlier than that.
 

Dolly Sheep Pack^TM


The soy is strong with this one


It is really unfair that people can have only one account here. We all want to enjoy the exciting and unique experience of eRevollution wars from multiple seats, instead of the current situation where every account is controlled by a different people in RL. So I propose a new building, a clone factory (Q5), available of course through a new pack, in which (by a small and insignificant fee) the player could create a new account, fresh to play.

P.S.: Starter Pack for the new accounts is extra.



I gave only a few suggestions, but the possibilities are limitless. What about demanding a payment of 0.99 € to start a RW? Less RWs to annoy the producer countries! Equipment bonus is too high, they should be nerfed too. And pink stones through battling? To much work! Allow people to buy pink stones in the Store (49.99 € each, without other options to get the stone).

I will leave you for now (until I have more good ideas to improve the game), but since you like boobs, here are some boobs for you:




After posting these gifs, the author of this piece retired to recover the contempt of his stomach after suffering an emetic event