A little boy got on the bus,sat next to a man reading a book,and noticed he had his collar on backward.The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way..The man who was a priest said. "I am a Father".The little boy replied. "My Daddy doesnt wear his collar like that.  The priest looked up from his book and answered.  " I am the Father of many. " The boy said . "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and 2 grandchildren and he doesnt wear his collar that way. "  The priest getting impatient said, "I am the father of  hundreds. " and went back reading his book.  The little boy sat quietly..... but on leaving the bus he leaned over and said.. " Well , maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar.."