ahahahahah nema kandidata

my girlfriend told me shes communists, now shes my ex-girlfriend, short but true-metallica.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romeo_and_Juliet_in_Sarajevo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMMfW3IqiFE there u go..the most romantic and saddest story in my city in modern history. (and a song about them)

Imam jedan život i tebi bi ga dao, imam jednu ljubav i tebi bi je dao, imam jedno srce i tebi bi ga dao, a da daš pi*ke nebi `vako srao.

išo muks šumom...pjan je bio.. crnobradu ženu sreo pa je sdvojstručijo trazila mu para, dao joj što imo , kaže ona ne treba , kasi vaki romantičar

【Buying】3 Housepacks for 60 G

My Wife and I couldn’t decide which jacket to buy our granddaughter, so we asked the young salesman. “If you were buying a jacket for your girlfriend,” I said, “what would you get?” “A bulletproof one,” he said. “I’m married.”

e jes ovo pateticno bosman nemere žensko ubjedit da mu pokaže bele grudi pase po internetu bruka za par golda nebilise ona sažalila

2 Point of instructions just killed me haha

Well I want to take my chance here and share something with you. I dont know what kind of story you are looking for but I have one which you can say that has elements of horror ( maybe not for all of you) and romantic ( Truly love - some of you will say its craziness like me ) At the end you will not find anything funny here. But you will learn something new at least. Hope you will enjoy this text. http://wgordon.web.wesleyan.edu/kamikaze/stories/fujii/