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Journal of Erevollution Studies, vol. 1, number 1, dec. 2017
Mathematical and Axiological Proof of Atlas Superiority Among All ErevollutionTM Alliances
DARKNESS, P.
Abstract
To measure the worth and power of an alliance, we need an objective scale measurement. No one can deny that nothing brings more glory to a country than being a FIFA World CupTM Champion. So, to measure the value of ErevollutionTM alliances, we sum the total of FIFA World CupsTM. Our results undeniably show that Atlas is the better alliance.
Introduction
Nothing can be more important than FIFA World CupTM
ErevollutionTM is a totally original game where a player can expect a very intense new life as a soldier, a politician, a hunter of rare stone, a clone creator, a VISA or a whiner. In this game, nations are expected to join an alliance, a feature which allow important actions as to bragging of winning a battle because of the luck of having more players in your country or to complain that game is unbalanced blaming the other alliances for that.
Soccer, or better saying, Foot-Ball¹, is the most lar sport in the Earth. And the biggest Foot-Ball event is certain the FIFA World CupTM, organized by a totally not-corrupt entity known as FIFATM (Hail FIFA!).
¹For mysterious reasons, in certain countries the expression "Foot-Ball" is used by sports where instead of a ball an ovoid object is used, and players move the object mainly with the hands instead of the foot. But since these countries are not economically neither politically important we can ignore this usage.
Since for a country to be more powerful involves simply the luck of having more players which are playing longer and/or have a neuronal density lower than the square root of their credit card limit, we can't objectively measure the merit of an alliance by erevollution ingame calculations. So we need an objective scale of measurement for the different countries which composes each alliance. Fortunately, FIFA World CupTM provides us the a way to unravel the intrinsic worthiness of every set of ethnoculturally-correlated bordered human settlements also know as a "country": the number of cups won by each nation, a scale with both an objective and easy to measure unit and the importance needed to calculate the erevollution alliance superiority, a concept so dramatically relevant to every life being in the entire planet that our entire lives worthiness should be equated by that.
Methodology
(100% real footage of a Foot-Ball game)
To discover which country have won each FIFA World CupTM, we did a comprehensive review of the available literature (aka we googled "world cup champions" and clicked in the first wikipedia link). After obtaining the list, we discarded second, third and fourth place because no one cared for them, and used tiresome and computationally heavy manual calculations to sum the numbers.
Results
Our results can be better viewed in the tables below, except they are not tables because the tables functionality of erev article bbcode really suck:
Brazil (ONE) - 5
Italy (Atlas) - 4
Germany (Atlas) - 4
Uruguay (Never Say Die) - 2
Argentina (TWO) - 2
England (Fortuna) - 1
France (TWO) - 1
Spain (Atlas) - 1
Table 1: Number of FIFA World CupTM won by each country.
(100% Real footage of what happened during the 2014 FIFA World CupTM, the so called "mineiraço" or "7x1")
Totals:
Atlas 9
ONE 5
TWO 3
Never Say Die 2
Fortuna 1
Table 2: Sum of FIFA World CupTM won by all countries of each alliance.
Discussion
"but(t)..."
The results clearly show that Atlas is the best alliance, since being Foot-Ball the most important sport in the Earth then nothing can be more important than winning world championships of mentioned sport, namely the FIFA World CupTM.
Conclusion
Atlas is the best alliance.
Think Brazil is the best Foot-Ball national team? /mlp/ is way superior!
Declaration of Competing Interests:
The author, although a member of a country from Atlas alliance, declares no bias due to his allegiance. Also the author never received a sum of money from FIFATM, neither it was stored in the author bank account in Switzerland, near the Blatter, J. and Teixeira, R. accounts.
Journal of Erevollution Studies, vol. 1, number 1 was (not) sponsored by FIFA
For the Pony. For the Horse
Mathematical and Axiological Proof of Atlas Superiority Among All ErevollutionTM Alliances
DARKNESS, P.
Abstract
To measure the worth and power of an alliance, we need an objective scale measurement. No one can deny that nothing brings more glory to a country than being a FIFA World CupTM Champion. So, to measure the value of ErevollutionTM alliances, we sum the total of FIFA World CupsTM. Our results undeniably show that Atlas is the better alliance.
Introduction
Nothing can be more important than FIFA World CupTM
ErevollutionTM is a totally original game where a player can expect a very intense new life as a soldier, a politician, a hunter of rare stone, a clone creator, a VISA or a whiner. In this game, nations are expected to join an alliance, a feature which allow important actions as to bragging of winning a battle because of the luck of having more players in your country or to complain that game is unbalanced blaming the other alliances for that.
Soccer, or better saying, Foot-Ball¹, is the most lar sport in the Earth. And the biggest Foot-Ball event is certain the FIFA World CupTM, organized by a totally not-corrupt entity known as FIFATM (Hail FIFA!).
¹For mysterious reasons, in certain countries the expression "Foot-Ball" is used by sports where instead of a ball an ovoid object is used, and players move the object mainly with the hands instead of the foot. But since these countries are not economically neither politically important we can ignore this usage.
Since for a country to be more powerful involves simply the luck of having more players which are playing longer and/or have a neuronal density lower than the square root of their credit card limit, we can't objectively measure the merit of an alliance by erevollution ingame calculations. So we need an objective scale of measurement for the different countries which composes each alliance. Fortunately, FIFA World CupTM provides us the a way to unravel the intrinsic worthiness of every set of ethnoculturally-correlated bordered human settlements also know as a "country": the number of cups won by each nation, a scale with both an objective and easy to measure unit and the importance needed to calculate the erevollution alliance superiority, a concept so dramatically relevant to every life being in the entire planet that our entire lives worthiness should be equated by that.
Methodology
(100% real footage of a Foot-Ball game)
To discover which country have won each FIFA World CupTM, we did a comprehensive review of the available literature (aka we googled "world cup champions" and clicked in the first wikipedia link). After obtaining the list, we discarded second, third and fourth place because no one cared for them, and used tiresome and computationally heavy manual calculations to sum the numbers.
Results
Our results can be better viewed in the tables below, except they are not tables because the tables functionality of erev article bbcode really suck:
Brazil (ONE) - 5
Italy (Atlas) - 4
Germany (Atlas) - 4
Uruguay (Never Say Die) - 2
Argentina (TWO) - 2
England (Fortuna) - 1
France (TWO) - 1
Spain (Atlas) - 1
Table 1: Number of FIFA World CupTM won by each country.
(100% Real footage of what happened during the 2014 FIFA World CupTM, the so called "mineiraço" or "7x1")
Totals:
Atlas 9
ONE 5
TWO 3
Never Say Die 2
Fortuna 1
Table 2: Sum of FIFA World CupTM won by all countries of each alliance.
Discussion
"but(t)..."
The results clearly show that Atlas is the best alliance, since being Foot-Ball the most important sport in the Earth then nothing can be more important than winning world championships of mentioned sport, namely the FIFA World CupTM.
Conclusion
Atlas is the best alliance.
Think Brazil is the best Foot-Ball national team? /mlp/ is way superior!
Declaration of Competing Interests:
The author, although a member of a country from Atlas alliance, declares no bias due to his allegiance. Also the author never received a sum of money from FIFATM, neither it was stored in the author bank account in Switzerland, near the Blatter, J. and Teixeira, R. accounts.
Journal of Erevollution Studies, vol. 1, number 1 was (not) sponsored by FIFA
For the Pony. For the Horse
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Complete bullshit. And I like bullshit.
It is not bullshit, it is horseshit!
VISA for the winners !
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Only saw this today! 10/10!!! True facts. Science!